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A quick update on The Underground.
OK, so we've been burned on PayPal, that's why we don't use them. And now we've been burned on Square, plus they won't give me any loans any longer... in spite of our processing volume... So.. We've turned to the future and the future is Bitcoin. We still use Square's Cash App which you can link to BTC, Apple / Google Pay or cash in your bank account but the dumb thing is, Square acts like the Cash App don't exist.
I had been accepting Cash App for over a year now and they asked me if I was doing cash advances for myself. Of course I said no. I explained that I didn't mind using my free Cash App debit card to pay down the loan balance as well as give them like 3% for processing. No big whoop... Well, they... a young banking startup are now holding this against us which is super dumb. As if no upstart ever sold themselves a, "pencil", for $2k to get access to their credit at the best rates.. Any way, just venting a bit and we're working on a Cash App type store... Which I don't think is possible but I think this will compliment another idea I've been wanting to flesh out.
The idea is a master database for all the world to share. Kind of like a wiki but if we can monetize it and at the same time, keep it honest and helpful... that's the goal anyway.
The name I came up with was Wiki Global Trade... Starting small of course with car audio / electronics and the things that surround me. (That project is / was called AudioGuts). We quickly realized that this is the future of everything. They've been talking about the Internet of Things for like 20 years and it's still boring. I don't need my popcorn maker talking to my wifi. She's lucky I let her leave the bedroom. (BOOM! Sex slave joke, (boom joke on me. Wife ain't had sex with me since 2007) The database of everything is the sort of thing you see on Trek series so you know it's going to happen. Will you be part of the future? "If it is to be, it is up to me".
We shortened the name to DubGT. The idea is to inventory everything and provide resources for even the smallest, weird screw, hardware or part that you need. In the case of car audio, we wanted to start with amps. Where can you get Orion / PPI plugs? What about hold down bars or those unique hex screws that the old HCCA amps use?? We want to not only give you specs but links to source the parts if we don't have them. The idea will also to issue our own RobotCoin where you can buy, sell and trade your services without fees and be paid for mining / processing as well as wiki / data entry and support. Our goal of course is to get you making $1k a week in cash so you can stay how with your family. That's always been our goal but is now forefront for our church.
The short view. For near term use it'll just be links to the things we have to sell. The great thing about text is that it loads quickly on your phone. One of my biggest complaints on the old web store was all the dumb pics that had to load. People want information, we we'll skip the pics and make that a secondary priority.
Payment? Well there's no fees on Cash App at the moment. I do recommend buying Bitcoin though, even just as a fun hedge. My personal adaption has already netted $50 USD in value. (I got paid $45 from someone for parts, then I put in some of my own money and then the market / demand 'sploded and now it's at $28k as of this post. It's not perfect, but it's very convenient and an affordable alternative. Both PayPal and Square have invested heavily to help streamline the fees and regulations that they've been having to deal with by involving traditional banks. The reserve of BTC allows them to make low cost exchanges while covering most all clients that use their normal services.
The downside is privacy. Both companies, along with Facebook and Google now make tons of money simply reselling your information and habits. This is continued with PayPal and Square getting involved in BTC. To trade using those two platforms, you'll need to give up your privacy. It's not then end of the world, YET. However, we've already seen what happens when that data gets released into the wild.
The Underground. Locally, I think things are in a holding pattern due to Covid restrictions. Before the lockdown, the local City tax collectors decided to use my personal information and declare that Robot was a business and now owed 10 years in back sales tax by examining the local area and making a guess as to what was the average. I don't want to get into boring details but this single human was able to start what looked like the ruin of my / our existence. Now technically, there's been no damage to my personal credit so there's no reason to file suit. I have spoke with the Arizona AG rep and explained that what this guy did was basically fraud, identity theft and more.... However, since it hasn't damaged me and is still internal to the State system, it's an administration issue, not a civil or criminal matter... as of this posting.
The lesson is give everything to God. Hold onto it for him until he shows up... Otherwise, you'll have to pay a tax on it. Currently we are developing a base for our first big, public church called TCOZ, which is short for The Church of Zealtology. I highly recommend joining as it will allow you access to fan stuff before any of the movies or shows get published. It's also a fun way to remind yourself of why the colonists of this country laid down their lives for their freedom. TCOZ is real and believes that, "Church should do more than just take your money and molest your kids." Which I think is a good start from what we have now in our society. I do have Will Ferrell in mind as the preacher in the movie where they have church at monster truck rallies. "Can your Jesus crush cars!? Our Jesus can!" (Fire explosion from monster truck crushing car). (We can also help you start your own church or branch.)
Updates.
Stay tuned to the IG channel for now.. Of course until I get banned from there too. I'm currently on a 30 day ban for helping a friend decide the name of their boat. My suggestion was, "Whore Magnet". Facebook's AI decided that my use of the word, "Whore", was synonymous with bullies and other undesirable activities in the Facebook community. I've already abandoned most of my real life friends for use of Facebook as an advertising tool for Robot. (Real friends send nudes btw). Alternatives, IG channel is www.Instagram.com/RobotUnderground
I've also been doing more videos on the YouTube platform. www.YouTube.com/RobotUnderground
I want it to be very informational and interactive. I'm here to share secrets with you guys. Ask the right questions. If you haven't noticed, this particular YouTube channel WILL NOT BE MONETIZED. So you'll get curse words, real facts and opinions that will hurt your dreams and feelings.
Shipping.
Lots of shipping going on this week and right now our UPS reseller hit the limit on his credit card so we're getting some delays. We want to thank everyone that supports us and keeps The Underground going. That includes insiders in the brands we support and love. Fuck JL and other overpriced whores that act like their buttholes don't stink. ERRYBUDDY BUTTHOLE STICK BRUH! Just how much you paying for that butthole??!
Donations are always accepted and we've still got the apprentice program going on here in Mesa.
Cash App is great to sign up and get free money for doing so. This link is still good. https://cash.app/app/ZNPCGGG
Cash Handle is $RobotUnderground
http://cash.app/$RobotUnderground
Moving, moving, moving.
YES we still have plans to move up to NE Arizona. It's much cheaper there and the Summers are mild. Not to mention that there's like ZERO support for electronics up there... Like no good stores. Only Walmart. So that's motivation. So our plan is to pay down debt and use my VA mortgage option so any investors, please hit me up. We are putting up the remainder of the Concept WooferBooty up for sale along with the Volcano Audio magnetizer for just $40k. We recommend setting aside $10k for transportation and storage. The best idea we have is for you to buy conex boxes and send them to us. Here, I'll inventory and load up all the parts and when the container is full, out is ships to your location. When you get it, you can keep the container as a storage or even work space. This is like 50 pallets of stuff so we recommend at least two of the HC, (High Cargo), 40' containers which can be found on eBay for under $2k each. Along with the parts, you'll also get access to some of the deals we get from the industry and of course insights on the lessons we've learned over the years.
Any questions are probably best sent via text. Yes, this is my real mobile number. My butthole stinks just like yours remember? 602-312-6504
I want to close out with HATERS.
The best policy of course is to ignore haters. For me though, I don't watch much TV and I've found that trolling these beings fills my soul with joy. I'm one of the most honest and kind people I know, yet I have more haters than anyone I know... I need to find better friends right?
I recently got an email from our local BBB here in Phoenix telling me that someone has posted a review. I of course tried to handle it like a professional and politely ask the BBB to simply remove the profile, (and posts), due to the fact that Robot is NOT a business. Well, that's not what the BBB does. They are a racketeering not for profit. They allow people to trash your name and then, "SUGGEST", that you could better handle these angry complaints by paying them sums of money for the rest of your life. Of course, I now realize that I'm not alone. That the BBB is a scam and even ABC news did an expose' like 10 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo8kfV9kONw.
FYI, the BBB isn't an accredited business / listing on their own site.... So yes, there's NOTHING you can do to complain about your local douchebag office. They have a central douchebag office that leaves you on hold and then hangs up on you. You can call back and then it forwards your call to that same local office that is being a douchey-douche. (Note that at Douchey-Douche is the douche that cleans other douches, at the douche factory. That douche never gets to see a vagina, gay man's butt or the warm lips of some dumb guy that thinks it's a warm and tart drink box.)
As with all service providers, parts, goods or just quality people, word of mouth is THE MOST EFFECTIVE form of advertising.
We still give a 10% finder's fee if you send someone our way, but you can make a LOT of money simply by keeping us Underground. You be the reseller.
Simply find a client that needs something. Text me with the situation and the budget. I'll do my best to mock up or suggest a solution that also includes a profit margin for you. Everyone wins.
You make money for helping someone. The end user get's a better deal than retail and we get to move product! The only ones that lose are the greedy sharks that own audio shops... Not a bad deal.
Keep up the fight, listen to your heart and love each other.
Don't forget to keep men's health on the forefront. Remember that #HandysNotHate will prevent school / church shootings.
Patrick Chandler
Co-Founder Robot Underground - Worldwide Revolution.
